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Prank Call: Black Metal Band

You know, it’s really crazy how ten years can blow by. Yesterday I got a text message from the person responsible for this here crank call that landed on my hard drive a decade ago. Yeah, time flies.

So in 2000, as with all their tours before or since, Les Savy Fav were staying at my pad over on Boulevard after one of their shows at the EARL. A guitarist from a previous tour, John Schmersal (Brainiac/Enon), had been collecting calls and, of course, the Fav had to give me the treasure trove. That same collection is responsible for me meeting one Bob Schriner who has become a profound influence in my life, let alone a friend and Chunklet contributor. But that’s for a different time.

But this call is one in a series from one fella who also did the "Photos Or Somethin’" and "Wolf Dog" recordings which, if you’re nice, I’ll one day share on this site. I know that this particular call has been in my life for ten years, but I rarely hear people talk about it. I remember giving a CD of the Schmersal calls to Brann from Mastodon and shortly afterwards, they actually used part of this specific call as a live sample intro to one of their songs on tour. Well, at least for a while they did. And why wouldn’t they? Mocking black metal will never be not funny, and hey, the call itself is completely unhinged!

And so now Schmersal is on tour with Caribou and I get a call from him asking to burn him a copy of these calls and it jump started my motivation in getting this call up on the site.

Me and the rest of the band of Chunklet misfits are finishing up the new book as I type this so just know that future blog postings are impending, but we’ve got priorities. Know what I mean?

Now enjoy this slab of hilarity!

Black Metal Band Prank Call

Soggy “Waiting For The War”

Billy turned me onto this video a while back and it’s really not left my subconscious since. If there’s a Killed By Death description for bands of this ilk, I’d love to hear it.

A band formed in Reims, France in the late 70’s that sounds as vital and brutal as anything before or since. There was an LP reissued a couple years back and it’s already going for far more than I can afford now so enjoy these mp3s or this link (until it’s taken down).

Soggy – Waiting For The War

Soggy – I Wanna Be Your Dog

Soggy – Lay Down A Lot

Soggy – Down The Shops

Soggy – Let’s Go Together

Soggy – Cursed Boy

Soggy – Lost My Brain

Unrest + Rondelles + More Reunite for Teenbeat 26th Anniversary!

There’s nothing like checking your email while getting a tire fixed and to see that the Teenbeat 26th anniversary is being celebrated in July! Yowzers!

So apart from the handful of shows that all feature the "classic" and/or "final" line-up of Unrest, New Mexico’s The Rondelles are reuniting as well. And if that wasn’t enough, a couple shows will feature The Ropers (who’re notoriously low profile), former Unrest tourmates Versus, Yasmin Kuhn (from Flying Saucer!) and a handful of other Teenbeat affiliated artistes!


Unrest ’93 c John Falls

Additionally, the DC show will feature short sets by the early-era (’83-’86) and middle-era (’88-’89) line ups of Unrest! Yeah, I am pretty sure I’m going. Already bought my ticket just in case.

In honor of the occasion, enjoy this OTHER killer Unrest recording I’ve got from Minneapolis in ’92. Of particular note is the trancey Kraut-jam "Hydroplane". And if you haven’t already, go listen to the Athens ’93 gig that I posted ages ago.

Unrest – Imperial (Mpls ’92)

Unrest – Suki (Mpls ’92)

Unrest – Skinhead Girl (Mpls ’92)

Unrest – UFO (Mpls ’92)

Unrest – Wednesday And Proud (Mpls ’92)

Unrest – Blushing (Mpls ’92)

Unrest – Six Layer Cake (Mpls ’92)

Unrest – Hydroplane (Mpls ’92)

Unrest – Bavarian Mods (Mpls ’92)

Unrest – Cherry Cherry (Mpls ’92)

Chunklet Invades Feel Free: The Karl Hendricks Trio

So BJ from Pukekos has started a new blog called Feel Free and my first submission is about yet another tragically overlooked band from Pennsylvania in the early 90’s: The Karl Hendricks Trio from Pittsburgh. Read an appreciation and an interview and then listen to a handful of early singles and just as many live tapes I’ve collected over the years.


The 7″s

Needn’t fret, all the slop I wrote about on Pukekos is still available. Go check it out now!

L?nchmeat – Eli Janney demo (pre-Ignition/Soulside/etc.)

Yes, another deep cut from the Chris Thomson tape dump of ’09. And this’n’s a doozie.

What we’ve got here is an 8 song demo by Lünchmeat which was a band that, some would say, is what Soulside became. It features Alexis Fleisig (drums), Scott McCloud (guitar), Bobby Sullivan (vox) and Chris Thomson (bass). Of course, you should know that the members of Lünchmeat went on to form Girls Against Boys, Seven League Boots, New Wet Kojak, Bellini, Circus Lupus, Monorchid and Skull Kontrol. Whew! That’s a lot of impressive stuff coming from one band!


L?nchmeat (in Chris’s parent’s basement)-(l to r) Thomson, Janney, McCloud (?)

This is just yet another one of those tapes that was in the box that Chris gave me that I have absolutely ZERO clue about other than skeletal facts. I mean, yes, I have the split single with Mission Impossible on Sammich, but that. Is. It.

With that said though, I always loved Soulside and was lucky enough to see them a couple of times in the Susquehanna Valley while I was going to school up there. Such an under-appreciated band. And yes, of course, GVSB were (are still?) a spectacular band that I was semi-obsessed with in the early 90’s. God, seems like an eternity ago, doesn’t it? Sure does to me.


L?nchmeat live (pre-dreaded Bobby Sullivan and Chris Thomson)

And in the spirit of full disclosure, I’m also including a pretty crap fidelity live show by Lünchmeat for completists, but it was also in Chris’s box of tapes that he sent my way. What the heck, right?

Well, there’s still much more to go with the Thomson tape archive. Enoy it! We’ll make more!


L?nchmeat practice (Scott McCloud and Chris Thomson)

L?nchmeat – I’ve Seen A Hurt (Eli Janney demo)

L?nchmeat – Just Think (Eli Janney demo)

L?nchmeat – Let’s See What You’re About (Eli Janney demo)

L?nchmeat – Lookin Around (Eli Janney demo)

L?nchmeat – No Need (Eli Janney demo)

L?nchmeat – No Place for ROTC In Public School (Eli Janney demo)

L?nchmeat – Passin’ The Word (Eli Janney demo)

L?nchmeat – You’ve Heard it Before (Eli Janney demo)

L?nchmeat – Live

Christopher R. Weingarten Said It So I Don’t Hafta…

I was asked recently to give advice to young writers about entering music journalism and I got really discouraged. However, I think what most discourages me is that there’s a blog (that rhymes with Bloatedgascork) that gave The Stooges "Raw Power" a 7.1 while giving The XX an 8.7. I’m completely at a loss for words.

But you know what? I just finished watching Christopher give (what some might call) his rant to a room full of folks for the third time and I feel like all is not lost. Pay attention and be adventurous in your music decisions. (Click here to watch the video. It was embedded, but it would immediately start playing when it was. Grrrrr…)

And buy the new album by Slices.

INTERVIEW: Tesco Vee and Touch & Go Magazine 30 Years Later

It’s no small secret that Touch and Go Magazine is more discussed about what it was than has actually ever been read. Editions were small. Layout and editorial was crude, yet lovingly abrasive. The T&G tribe was all from the midwest and it showed. It was the first place that many heard about the Necros, The Meatmen, Negative Approach and The Fix which, not surprisingly, were all records released by Touch And Go and eventually helmed by Necros bassist Corey Rusk. But really, there’s so much to the Touch and Go story that it surpasses by modest ability to educate those that read this blog.

Finally, the entirety of Touch And Go’s output has been collected. Touch and Go: The Complete Hardcore Punk Zine ’79-’83 is due out next month on Ian Christe’s Bazillion Points imprint and nobody is more excited than us here at Chunklet.

In what we’re hoping is going to be the first of three interviews (in theory, Dave Stimson and Steve Miller will follow), I asked T&G publisher/writer/designer/editor and Meatman Tesco Vee about the magazine, Michigan in the early 80’s and his favorite Barry Henssler story. Enjoy!

So when you started Touch and Go, what magazines were you reading and/or aspiring to? Moreover, were you aspiring to anything at all?
I’ve always been a music fanatic..and learned early on putting quill to parchment was my forte. Not math. So writing a zine was inevitable. I got NME, Sounds et al., weekly and scoured them for the latest and greatest but the writing was pretty clinical. Then I found Slash. The record reviews by Kickboy Face (aka Claude Bessey, RIP) and Chris DesJardine (of Fleasheaters fame) really inspired me to write. And backing up a bit the whole inspiration for writing reviews that bird walked all around the actual band/record was definitely a Lester Bangs nod. That guy was genius. Creem Magazine was always into the good stuff even in the early to mid 70’s. The Stooges, Dictators, etc.

What were the biggest stumbling blocks to doing a magazine in an age before computers?
Oh christ! Those old drum Xerox machines! I hadda sneak into the elementary school at 3AM and hope the toner wasn’t running out. [For the book] a couple of the T&G’s were pretty faint, but thanks to Photoshop, they are darkened up. I would spend hours cutting and doing paste ups. Glue sticks, sharp scissors and a poison pen were standard equipment. Oh, and the stalwart army green IBM Selectric typewriter. There’s a pic I found that’s in the book of me huntin’ and peckin’ my way thru a review. You could change fonts with a 4 way ball. Wow, how high tech!

Explain why you think T&G deserves to be bound in a book?
Because nobody ever really saw it!  Because the music it covers is still relevant and resonates with subsequent generations. Early on we were up the UK’s ass, but that quickly changed to [us] mostly [covering] domestic bands. It’s a testament to the Midwest scene in later years and [it] helps document the goings on here. To me, it’s like a musical time capsule as told by two guys with passion, irreverence, moxie, verve and chutzpah. Our air of confidence, if you will, was borne of feeling like we were unearthing this stuff and needed to edify the masses. If we hated you, you knew about it, but predominate was our love for the music. It’s hard to describe but musically it felt like  you were in one of those chambers you stand in filled with swirling money, but just imagine those were 45’s. You are in there grabbing at all the 100’s of records that were being popped from every hill and dale, trying to find the next obscurity, or hidden gem, and then lather virtue upon, or dismiss like yesterday’s stinky socks.

How did you come to meet [T&G co-publisher] Dave Stimson?
We went to the same high school. He was the star running back, I the hair like a big bush parking lot burnout/band nerd so we ran in opposite circles to be sure. I knew who he was and spotted him at a punk show and was surprised. We immediately connected and began sharing our love for the underground music scene that would eventually see the birth of T&G.

Tell me your favorite story about Dave.
It would definitely be the story of how my band The Meatmen got their name. He was living with his folks and getting hearty meals and I’d pick him up to go to a show and he would inevitably let out a loud burp. I would guess what he had for dinner, and I gently took a pull off the stale air I would always guess correct. Beef tips in wine sauce? You are correct, sir!


The man: Tesco Vee

If T&G had a poster boy, who would it be and why?
Well since his glaring countenance adorns the cover, I’ll say John Brannon of Negative Approach. The guy epitomizes the Midwest ethos. He’s still slinging burgers by day and bellowing out angry anthems in shitholes by night. But the two-headed poster boy would be TV and DS who created T&G. The mag that started the record label. Why didn’t I keep a percentage?!

Although T&G was distributed heavily through the Midwest, how did you get the magazine around the world? Did you end up with distributors that would never pay? Was it mostly mailorder?
It was mostly mailorder. We consigned to Michigan record stores like FBC and Schoolkids…many of them went to other zines, record labels and luminaries. Later on we had some distro, but I can’t recall who!

From your perspective, tell me about the most significant hardcore bands you covered. Were there any shows that were particularly influential?
The shows at the Freezer Theatre were of legend. Minor Threat, Misfits, NA, you name it. I was all over Minor Threat–[the] greatest East Coast live band. The Fix from Lansing were unbelievable powerful. They were gone too soon. Their set was 20 minutes of uninterrupted aggro. Just blazing!

What articles, interviews, reviews or other writing in T&G are you most proud of?
I suppose the interviews which were usually sarcastic and silly but fun to read. Most were done thru the mail, or on my little hand held tape recorder. When we went to DC for the Youth Brigade/Minor Threat/Circle Jerks show, I felt like a kid at Xmas. DC had an aura, a feel to it, and I jumped [into] it, interviewing like a madman. It wouldn’t be long before I bagged Michigan for the Nation’s capitol.

What zines did you consider your peers in the early 80’s?
Wow. There was a bunch, but like Smegma Journal, Media Disease from Reno, of course Flipside, Max R&R, then a couple years later you had Forced Exposure, Al & Abbie’s Straight Edge, Suburban Relapse, Jim Testa’s Jersey Beat, Talk Talk from Lawrence, Kansas…oh crap, there were a ton!

What zines do you feel were taking from the T&G rulebook once you quit?
Definitely Your Flesh and Forced Exposure took the T&G attitude and irreverence and continued the tradition. The level of writing in both of those was top shelf. Byron Coley is a literary titan, and truth be told he had a hand in some of my FE classic pieces like the Agnetha Faltskog Penultimate Peter Meter. He [also] wrote the definitive unauthorized bio of Chuck Norris!


Touch and Go: The Complete Hardcore Punk Zine ’79-’83

Tell me your favorite John Brannon story.
Oh geez. Staying with him and Larissa in wherever they were squatting to say they were bad neighborhoods in Detroit would be an understatement. That wasn’t fireworks you heard in the distance! He was a character. Always coming up with one liners. I love his quote for the book: "Creem taught me how to piss, but T&G taught me how to shit."  Okay, the greatest JB moment was on Saturday Night Live [when Fear was the musical guest] and he grabbed the mic just before they cut to commercial and yelled ‘Negative Approach is gonna fuck you up!"  I still have my original tape [as] it went out nationally. No five second delay back then. Just too cool.

Tell me your favorite Barry Hennsler story.
He sent a loogie flying 20 feet in the air at a carload of girls in a McDonald’s parking lot in DC ‘cuz they were makin’ cracks about the way he looked. I’ll never forget the reaction when the phlegm ball landed on her face. Priceless!

When Corey Rusk began using the T&G logo to start a record label, could you ever imagine that kid from Maumee would be selling records by the truck full well into the new millennium?
No way..or like I said I would’ve kept a percentage!  He did okay for himself! I was heartbroken, as was he, when he shut it down.

What skills, if any, were you able to take from your days at T&G and use as you grew up and entered the "real" work force?
Writing comes in handy. Being able to form a sentence, and get your point across. I always write letters to the editor and [they] all get published. People always say "you should write a book Tesco", and I always say "I already did"!

Thirty years have passed, would you ever have thought there’d be a large book containing of all your teenage indiscretions?
No!  But am damn glad it is!  This is a long time coming, and I’m happy as fuck this thing is coming out! Ian Christie at Bazillion Points has been totally engaged and behind this the whole way. Distro is through Harper Collins, so you should be able to find it wherever fine books are sold!

Do you follow new music still? Specifically, have you kept notes on the re-emerging hardcore scene which apes so much of what was done back then? What’s your take on it?
Not so much. I have bands I like but I ain’t an expert by any stretch.


A more recent photo of Tesco with his Hate Police….

Chunklet Hearts Record Store Day

Sometimes things that we goof on at Chunklet HQ become reality and, well, this is one of those goofs!

As life-long record collectors, this motto always makes us laugh and we’re hoping it makes you laugh too!


design by Mr. Chris Bilheimer

These shirts are for sale for a limited time with a FREE sticker.

They arrive from the printer next week just in time for Record Store Day so although you probably won’t be able to show your pride on RSD proper, you’ll be able to display this for years to come.

Oh, and if you live in the Atlanta, Georgia area, this shirt will be exclusively available at Criminal Records on Record Store Day.


design by Mr. Chris Bilheimer